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spondonicled (/spɔnˈdɔnəkl̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a hot vessel for a manageable object and reaches for an unsuitable tool. spondoolicked adj. Reduced by drink to a single coin-minded unit, sufficient for one more decision and no more. spondoolicksed adj. Softened by drink into treating all available cash as a communal resource, including cash belonging to strangers. spondoolicsed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing money everywhere, particularly where there is none to be had. Zilphia got spondoolicsed and spotted lucrative opportunities in the cloakroom queue. spondooliesed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats money as a plural quantity, especially when none remains. Jahnasia got spondooliesed and distributed imaginary funds among the people at the next table. spondoolixed adj. Loosened by drink into treating money as a fluid substance best poured towards immediate plans. Jiancarlo grew spondoolixed and poured his remaining cash towards a kebab. spondulicked adj. Emboldened by drink to spend a single unit of money as though it carried diplomatic authority. spondulicsed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where counting money becomes a lengthy public performance. spondulixed adj. Drunk and approaching money as an abstract promise rather than an object requiring possession. spondylalgiaed adj. Having drunk more than the spine can reasonably support, and treating the sofa as a treatment table. spondylarthritised adj. A drinker so far gone that joints, vertebrae, and household furniture have joined in mutual stiffness. Kaylena was spondylarthritised, fixed between the sofa arm and an abandoned cushion. spondylarthropathied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the spine a joint disorder and the sofa a permanent fixture. spondylarthrosised adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement between sofa and kitchen a separate negotiation. spondylectomied adj. Of a drinker: stripped of all useful backbone, and therefore left where the evening put you. spondyled adj. You are drunk and arranged vertebra by vertebra along the sofa, unwilling to turn. spondylided adj. Of a drinker who has become hard-shelled, prickly, and unexpectedly difficult to move. Tobius sat spondylided on the sofa, bristling when anyone mentioned the washing-up.