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spondyliticked adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every attempt to stand into a painful household event. Tyrielle was spondyliticked and needed the coffee table moved before reaching the water. spondylitised adj. A drinker who has inflamed the entire spine of the evening, from first glass to final sofa. Demitri became spondylitised before the plates had reached the kitchen. spondylizemaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the lower back supports either posture or further plans. spondyloarthritised adj. The state of being drunk and inflamed against any further movement, especially towards the kitchen. spondyloarthropathied adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted every vertebral joint into an argument with gravity. spondylodesised adj. Reduced by drink to a single fused unit, incapable of leaving the sofa without assistance. Serriah was spondylodesised beneath a blanket, with the remote resting on her chest. spondylodiscitised adj. Softened by drink into a painful combination of sofa-bound softness and surrounding-disc discomfort. spondylodiskitised adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds a precise edge on every cushion and complains accordingly. spondyloenchondrodysplasiaed adj. Loosened by drink into a rare and elaborate arrangement of cushions, joints, and unfinished domestic tasks. spondylolisthesissed (/ˌspɒn.dɪˌlo.lɪsˈθiːsɪsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to slide forward from the sofa, despite the lower half remaining behind. spondylolysised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which crossing a room becomes a structural stress test. Tamicka was spondylolysised between the sofa and the tap for nearly ten minutes. spondylomyelopathied adj. Drunk and operating the household from the spine outward, with the limbs following some time later. spondylopathied adj. Drunk to the point where every vertebra has acquired its own domestic grievance. spondylophyted adj. Drunk enough to develop a small, hard objection to every attempt at getting comfortable. spondylosised (/ˌspɒndɪˈləʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of flexible decision-making, with the evening stiffening around the sofa. Demarian was spondylosised and treated the route to the kitchen as permanently closed. spondylosyndesised adj. Drunk beyond independent movement, with the back and sofa effectively joined for the night.