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sponge-bag pantsed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating loose, pocketed clothing as a complete filing system. sponge-bagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a travel kit of the evening and packed away all sensible intentions. spongebag pantsed adj. Drunk on the strength of capacious trousers, with every pocket commissioned for bar-related storage. spongebag trousersed adj. Drunk since last orders, and furnished with enough trouser pockets to mislay the entire evening. Ludwika was spongebag trousersed, while friends recovered receipts, corks and one missing taxi number. spongebaged adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of zipped compartments, each containing a different version of events. spongecaked adj. Emboldened by drink to rise in layers, accept jam as structure and address the room as dessert. spongecased adj. Drunk by the third round, and capitalising RANDOMLY to convey contempt for ordinary conversation. Stephaniemarie got spongecased and texted the landlord in capitals placed without principle. sponged (/spʌnd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the bar seems to extend ahead of him in one narrow tongue. Malachia, sponged, claimed the smoking shelter stretched all the way to the car park. spongefuled adj. Having drunk enough to absorb one further remark without retaining its shape. spongeinged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes applying a sponge seem a coherent response to every surface. spongeleted adj. Still drunk, and reduced to the smallest delicate outgrowth of the previous night’s conversation. spongered (/ˈspʌnd͡ʒɚd/) adj. Too drunk to use anything except a sponge, and determined to apply it to every available surface. spongewared adj. Emboldened by drink to decorate the crockery with a grandeur that ends in blue smudges. spongeworked adj. Slowed by drink to the absorbent, yielding consistency of material left in the bath. Jaquelynn grew spongeworked and took four minutes to retrieve a flannel. spongeworthinessed adj. Drunk and judged, by an increasingly private tribunal, worthy of having a sponge involved. spongiatrioled adj. Drunk to the point where three medicinally serious conclusions have caused the evening to expire.