sponge-bag pantsedadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.sponge-baggedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.spongebag pantsedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.Walking home, Ronica stumbled occasionally, clearly spongebag pantsed.spongebag trousersedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.Shong passionately sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" on a street corner, dramatically spongebag trousersed.spongebagedadj.Displaying erratic or unusual behavior due to alcohol.spongecakedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.spongecasedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.sponged(/spʌnd͡ʒd/)adj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.Vahid conducted a passionate debate with a stop sign, convinced it held the key to world peace, all while being impressively sponged.spongefuledadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.At the concert, Nayel swayed to the music, blissfully unaware of how spongefuled they seemed.spongeingedadj.Showing a loss of balance and coordination due to alcohol.Across the room, Seann was spotted, joyfully spongeinged as they attempted to play the jukebox with invisible coins.spongeletedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.spongered(/ˈspʌnd͡ʒɚd/)adj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Sha attempted to high-five a mirror, realizing a tad too late that they were very spongered.spongewaredadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.spongeworkedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.spongeworthinessedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.While attempting to play darts, Sherral accidentally hit the bullseye with their eyes closed, showcasing a surprising level of accuracy despite being completely spongeworthinessed.spongiatrioledadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Vaniyah passionately argued that the moon was made of cheese, showcasing their spongiatrioled logic.