sponsored(/ˈspɒn.səd/)adj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.sponsored contentedadj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.The neighbors chuckled as Latoyla tried to teach a garden gnome to tango, proudly sponsored contented.sponsored walkedadj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.sponsoreedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.During a game of charades, Bayleen attempted to mimic a giraffe, appearing comically sponsoreed.sponsoreredadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.sponsoressedadj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.sponsorettedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Shandricka attempted to write a love letter to a stop sign, convinced it was their soulmate, in a moment of purely sponsoretted inspiration.sponsorhoodedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow at Tammera, who was attempting to initiate a staring contest with a mannequin, looking rather sponsorhooded.sponsorshippedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.In a moment of pure genius, Nickalos tried to use a banana as a telephone, showcasing their peak sponsorshipped state.spontaneismedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.The group erupted in laughter as Naquon attempted to juggle lemons, looking comically spontaneismed.spontaneistedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.spontaneitied(/ˈspɒn.tə.neɪ.ə.tid/)adj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.spontaneous abortioned(/spɔnˈteɪ.ni.jəs əˈboɹ.ʃɪnd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.Dezavion attempted to order pizza from a mailbox, in a state of extreme spontaneous abortioned.spontaneous combustionedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Marcasia proudly wore a traffic cone as a hat, showcasing their true spontaneous combustioned spirit.spontaneous fissionedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.spontaneous generationedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.