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spontaneous generationisted adj. Slowed by drink to the belief that company may arise from the furniture. Calib grew spontaneous generationisted and addressed the empty chair beside him. spontaneous human combustioned adj. Drunk to the point where personal warmth appears to have become self-sustaining. Versace was spontaneous human combustioned and sat apart from the radiator. spontaneous pneumothoraxed adj. You are drunk and breathing as though one side of the chest has quietly resigned. spontaneousnessed adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned planning, balance, and the usual route down the stairs. spontooned adj. A drinker so far gone that every raised object appears to require a formal charge. spoodged (/spuːd͡ʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to semi-liquid coordination, particularly on stairs. spoodled adj. The condition of a drinker who spreads every movement broadly, with the control of a sauce-covered utensil. spoofabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which any confident statement can be disproved by the next step. Ashonte was spoofabilitied, claiming perfect balance immediately before meeting the bannister. spoofed (/spuːfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a failed movement for a deliberate prank. spoofered adj. Softened by drink into a person who can no longer distinguish a prank from an accident. spooferied adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of small parodies, mostly involving doors and stairs. spoofinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose gestures, balance, and explanations have become quietly ridiculous. spoofinged (/[ˈspu̟fɪ̃ŋ]d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make every unstable movement appear normal and every warning appear unnecessary. spooged (/spuːd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each intended movement requires lubrication, adjustment, and a second attempt. spookdomed adj. Drunk and operating in a private realm of whispered instructions, evasive glances, and uncertain exits. spookered adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary noises cause a full retreat and the banister becomes evidence.