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spoonerismed (/ˈspuːnəɹɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exchanging the first sounds of words until the morning order changes entirely. spooneyed adj. Drunk, with the result that a foolish person seems the evening's most reliable authority. spooneyismed adj. Having drunk more than romance requires, and mistaking ordinary politeness for a lasting attachment. spooneynessed adj. Emboldened by drink to become tenderly agreeable with every stranger encountered after closing time. spoonflowered adj. Still drunk, and opening the morning in broad tropical leaves, requiring shade and very little conversation. spoonfulled (/ˈspʌnfʊld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every remedy as a quantity best administered by the spoon. spoonhead sculpinned adj. Having drunk enough to lie cold and freshwater-quiet, with a blunt expression beside the breakfast stream. spoonhooked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a companion from something worth reeling in. spoonied (/ˈspuː.nid/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a foolish person of yourself while offering unusually simple solutions. spooninessed adj. You have drunk enough to become markedly tender, clingy, and inclined to regard breakfast as companionship. spooninged adj. You are drunk and arranging yourself beside another person in the same direction, usually without discussion. spoonisted adj. Of a drinker: producing a breakfast rhythm on cups, cutlery, and the edge of the sink. Ashely was spoonisted, providing a breakfast rhythm on mugs, cutlery, and the sink. spoonloaded adj. Of a drinker who has taken a generous measure of the morning's restorative substance, whatever it is. spoonmakered adj. Describing a drinker who spends the morning manufacturing implements for remedies rather than admitting the remedy is needed. spoonmakinged adj. A drinker who turns the morning into a careful production of spoons, measures, and excuses. spoonmeated adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by the morning to soup, porridge, or another soft meal.