spoonplugedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.spoonpluggingedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.spoons positionedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Ainsleigh embarked on a mission to find the best slice of pizza in town, fueled by their spoons positioned hunger.spoontrayedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.spoonulaed(/ˈspunʊləd/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.Clarkie shared their theories on time travel with a confused bartender, sounding very spoonulaed.spoonwingedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.spoonwoodedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Swinging from a chandelier, Nikeea was definitely spoonwooded.spoonwormedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Cadee found themselves in a deep conversation with a passing squirrel, philosophically spoonwormed.spoonwortedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.With a burst of energy, Shania burst into a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody," sounding surprisingly melodic and slightly spoonworted.spoonyismedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.spoored(/spʊəd/)adj.Impaired by alcohol.On the rooftop, Saidhbh declared themselves the king of the world, feeling utterly spoored.spooreredadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Quameshia crafted a hat out of paper napkins and proudly paraded around as the "Duke/Duchess of Drunkenness", fully embracing their spoorered persona.sporabolaedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.sporadesedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Franz tried to high-five a mirror, a classic move when feeling sporadesed.sporadic Edadj.Impaired by alcohol.sporadic groupedadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.Mirisa set out to break the world record for the most consecutive high-fives given, showing their competitive side in a sporadic grouped way.