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sporiparitied adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several small, hardy versions of the same conversation. sporked (/spɔːkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every kitchen problem appears to require one combined implement. sporkfulled adj. Drunk to a degree that each mouthful becomes a domestic unit of uncertain composition. spornosexualed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the sofa, the kitchen, and one's physique as competing display surfaces. spornosexualitied adj. Drunk on the strength of treating domestic disarray as a temporary test of physical discipline. sporoblasted adj. The condition of a drinker who produces fresh little explanations from every conversation, like spores from a cell. sporocarped adj. The drunkenness of one who houses every loose thought until it begins producing smaller ones. sporocarpiumed adj. Reduced by drink to a compact little housing for whatever the evening continues to produce. sporocysted adj. Softened by drink into a sealed little case from which new foolishness may eventually emerge. Dannen sat sporocysted in the corner, preserving tomorrow's explanations beneath his coat. sporocyted adj. Sharpened by drink into a producer of distinct, lightweight opinions, each ready to go its separate way. Khyati was sporocyted at the bar, issuing neat opinions on darts, gravy and bus routes. sporodermed adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose protective covering no longer keeps the evening out. Jmari became sporodermed, leaving the evening’s protective covering beside the bar. sporodochiumed adj. Emboldened by drink to gather a small, dense crowd and support every bad idea that rises from it. sporogenesised adj. Slowed by drink to the careful production of one small idea at a time, usually after considerable silence. sporogenied adj. Drunk and producing new excuses with the steady, unhurried regularity of a pub kitchen. Shirla was sporogenied by the bar, generating fresh reasons not to catch the last bus. sporogonied adj. Drunk enough to turn every settled matter into a fresh round of small, multiplying consequences. sporogoniumed adj. Drunk to the point where your person consists chiefly of a foot, a stalk and a container for further events. Kyaw was sporogoniumed, consisting chiefly of a foot, a stalk, and a container.