sporiparitiedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.At the party, Nevelyn found themselves in a deep conversation with a plastic flamingo, bonding over shared secrets in a moment of pure and sporiparitied connection.sporked(/spɔːkd/)adj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.sporkfulledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.At the bus stop, Brodric struck up a conversation with a fire hydrant, looking slightly sporkfulled but oddly engaged.spornosexualedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.spornosexualitiedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.As the night wore on, the host realized Pirley was the most dangerously spornosexualitied guest.sporoblastedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.sporocarpedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.sporocarpiumedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.sporocystedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.The cat blinked lazily at Ranarda, who was sprawled on the floor, looking completely sporocysted.sporocytedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Stepping onto the dance floor, Amidat moved with confidence, surprisingly graceful for someone so sporocyted.sporodermedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Sitting in a sea of potato chip crumbs, Conlee was undeniably sporodermed and snack-happy.sporodochiumedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.sporogenesisedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.sporogeniedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Zahmiya attempted to engage in a deep conversation with a wall, intellectually sporogenied.sporogoniedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Clutching a traffic cone like a prized possession, Idalene strutted down the street, impressively sporogonied.sporogoniumedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Trellany was hopelessly sporogoniumed by midnight.