sporiparitiedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.A trail of glitter marked Karlena's path home, incredibly sporiparitied.sporked(/spɔːkd/)adj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Shaniece declared themselves the ruler of a park bench kingdom, issuing proclamations to passing ducks and squirrels, truly sporked.sporkfulledadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.At the karaoke bar, Loveleen belted out "Bohemian Rhapsody" while being absolutely sporkfulled.spornosexualedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.spornosexualitiedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.Shomari enthusiastically led a conga line through the living room, feeling ecstatically spornosexualitied.sporoblastedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.In a moment of clarity, Kavaris proclaimed their undying love for the snack table, a sentiment only someone truly sporoblasted could express.sporocarpedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.sporocarpiumedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.sporocystedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.A video surfaced of Meshell trying to teach a group of ducks to line dance, comically sporocysted.sporocytedadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Pricella attempted to teach a houseplant how to breakdance, impressively sporocyted.sporodermedadj.Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.Sadaa crafted a hat out of pizza boxes and wore it proudly, showing off their sporodermed ingenuity.sporodochiumedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Adreon thought they were a famous detective, solving mysteries in the kitchen while being hopelessly sporodochiumed.sporogenesisedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.sporogeniedadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.Anuska tried to high-five a painting on the wall, in a state of being delightfully sporogenied.sporogoniedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Trulie tried to teach a cat how to breakdance, demonstrating their patience and humor while being delightfully sporogonied.sporogoniumedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Revati proclaimed themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly sporogoniumed.