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sporolided adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation and into a complicated, many-ringed arrangement of digressions. Shadel was sporolided by the second lock-in, linking weather, probate and a sandwich in one account. sporologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the smallest remnants of the evening objects of serious study. sporologisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary interest in small remnants, examining every crumb as though it carried a history. sporomorphed adj. Drunk, with the result that each old stain or crumb acquires the solemn appearance of a historical specimen. sporonted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you encysted in one place while further events develop around you. sporontocided adj. Drunk to the extent of applying a lethal solution to every remaining plan for the evening. Jasaiah was sporontocided by the final bitter, quietly killing every proposal involving dancing. sporophagied adj. Drunk on the strength of consuming whatever loose, dry matter the table has failed to secure. Evalie was sporophagied by closing, eating crumbs directly from the bar with botanical purpose. sporophored adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's remaining ideas as though specially built to bear them. sporophorocysted adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a sealed reserve of further stories beneath an increasingly fixed expression. Graviela was sporophorocysted by the third round, storing several stories behind an immovable smile. sporophyled adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading conversationally while bearing a surprising number of new subjects. sporophylled adj. Still drunk, and functioning as a broad, leafy surface on which further pub matters may settle. sporophyted adj. Too drunk to complete a thought without producing the next generation of it first. Makhiya was sporophyted at the bar, each unfinished sentence producing another before the first could land. sporoplasmed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the innermost substance of every remaining thought as public property. Sin was sporoplasmed by closing, exposing the inner contents of every opinion to the whole bar. sporopollened adj. Having drunk enough to distribute tiny, persistent conversational particles wherever you go. sporopolleninned adj. Slowed by drink to a resinous patience, preserving every little thing as though it were pollen. sporosacked adj. Drunk and reproductive only in the narrowest sense, producing no further transformation than a pouch.