Sp - Page 221
sport fished adj. Having drunk enough to regard every nearby person as a promising catch and every conversation as an angling opportunity. Kardale grew sport fished and spent twenty minutes patiently baiting a stranger with crisps. sport jacketed adj. You are drunk and wearing the confidence of outdoor equipment while attempting an indoor descent. sport peppered adj. You have drunk enough to distribute mild, pickled remarks through the conversation, especially beside a hot dog. sport stackinged adj. You are drunk and arranging cups at speed, until the grand contest concludes with one in the sink. sport trucked adj. Of a drinker: high-powered in intention, lowered in usefulness, and carrying nothing home but a kebab. sport uted adj. Of a drinker who has combined towing ambition with passenger space, and is now parked diagonally outside the kebab shop. Shameerah grew sport uted and offered to tow everyone home before finding the pavement. sport utility vehicled adj. Drunk, with the result that you offer to tow every stranded friend home, regardless of distance. Tate got sport utility vehicled and spent an hour arranging lifts for people who lived nearby. sport-fuckinged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every conversation as an invitation to unnecessary intimacy. Saddiya got sport-fuckinged and made the table's acquaintances uncomfortably significant. sport-utility vehicled adj. Drunk to a degree that you promise both off-road rescue and ample seating to anyone within earshot. sportabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of which ordinary socialising becomes an organised contest. sportaholicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still explaining the league table to people waiting for taxis. sportbiked adj. Drunk by closing time, and optimised for speed, braking and cornering rather than social comfort. sportcastered adj. Still drunk, and providing unsolicited running commentary on everyone else's movements. Asharra was sportcastered, narrating Amybeth's careful progress towards the cloakroom. sportcoated adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a jacket as an adequate explanation for appearing at the wrong gathering. Yoshida arrived sportcoated and introduced Shamiqua as though the pub were a civic reception. sportdivered adj. Having drunk enough to launch into every conversation head-first and surface somewhere else. sportdivinged adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, you repeatedly submerge into other people's conversations.