sporting girled
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sporting girled adj. Having drunk enough to offer paid companionship to people who have not requested it. Jocylyn sporting girled through the leaving crowd, offering services nobody had ordered. sporting housed adj. Having drunk more than the premises can reasonably accommodate.
sporting ladied adj. You have drunk enough to regard paid companionship as a modest public service. sporting womanned adj. You are drunk and conducting yourself as though companionship were a commercial category. sportinged (/ˈspɔːtɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into taking part in a sport, preferably one involving unwilling spectators. sportive lemured adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the cautious, nocturnal manner of a small climbing animal. Emogean was sportive lemured and moved quietly along the back of the sofa. sportived (/ˈspɔː(ɹ)tɪvd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a leisurely pace unsuitable for competitive travel but adequate for finding a taxi. sportivenessed adj. Describing a drinker who approaches ordinary movement as a competitive activity. sportivitied adj. A drinker who has mistaken general enthusiasm for athletic preparation. sportlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that even recreation appears unnecessarily organised. sportlinged adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small creature at play. Albano went sportlinged and attempted a miniature relay between the bar and the crisps. sportocracied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made athletic discussion the chief business of society. sportoed adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses acquaintances with misplaced tenderness. sportponied adj. Reduced by drink to a compact, steady-looking figure with ambitions beyond its gait. sports anorexiaed adj. Softened by drink into a state of excessive exercise followed by marked uncertainty.
sports bagged adj. Sharpened by drink into a long, cylindrical determination to carry everything at once.