sports finalled
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sports finalled adj. Loosened by drink into delivering the day’s last results from the top of the stairs, without having attended the events. Emeterio became sports finalled and announced the coat rack had won by a narrow margin. sports gamed adj. Emboldened by drink to simulate a sporting contest with furniture, obstacles and no working controls. Trendell got sports gamed and attempted to dribble a cushion through the kitchen.
sports gatheringed adj. Slowed by drink to assembling sporting information one blurred result at a time. sports grounded adj. Drunk and unable to cross the room without treating the carpet as a playing surface. sports halled adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary corridor requires the full width of an indoor athletics building. Favour got sports halled and used both walls to negotiate the narrow passage. sports jacketed adj. Of a drinker: unable to distinguish formal clothing from protective equipment when faced with stairs. sports luxed adj. Having drunk more than the evening permits, and travelling home in borrowed finery and activewear. sports medicined adj. Drunk in a way that produces a sporting injury from ordinary standing and an immediate amateur diagnosis. sports ministered adj. Drunk to a degree that government-level intervention seems appropriate for the management of one’s knees. sports paged adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every stumble into a front-page sporting report. Sedney became sports paged and gave the staircase a sensational headline. sports physiologied adj. Drunk on the strength of an untested theory about muscles, gravity and why the stairs keep moving. Eitan got sports physiologied and explained his collapse in terms of rotational force. sports prototyped adj. Drunk since last orders, and resembling an experimental racing machine whose steering has not yet been fitted. sports scienced adj. The drunkenness of one who calculates the body's route home by exertion, distance and recovery time. sports supplemented adj. Reduced by drink to treating each round as performance fuel and the bar as a training facility. sports taped adj. Softened by drink into binding every loose part of the journey home with reassuring strips.
sports writered adj. Sharpened by drink into filing a report on each round, including substitutions at the bar.
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