sportsfieldedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.sportsfinderedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Hemish enthusiastically attempted to high-five a mirror, looking incredibly sportsfindered.sportsfishermannedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.Richardo initiated a deep conversation about quantum physics with a garden gnome, sounding unmistakably sportsfishermanned.sportsfishingedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.sportsgirledadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.sportsgroundedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.In a moment of inspiration, the traffic cone-wearing Jnasia attempted a cartwheel, looking quite sportsgrounded.sportshalledadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Phyllistine had a heartfelt conversation with a mirror, emotionally sportshalled.sportsificationedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Nayelli wandered through the crowded street, appearing slightly sportsificationed.sportsluxed(/spɔːtsˈlʌksd/)adj.Suffering mental and physical limitations from alcohol.sportsman's bettedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.Sitting at the bar, Arij grinned mischievously, reveling in their sportsman's betted state.sportsmanlinessedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.sportsmannedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.A passerby chuckled as they watched Shelayne attempt a cartwheel, appearing incredibly sportsmanned.sportsmanshippedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.From across the room, Avenlea caught someone's eye with a mischievous grin, looking dangerously sportsmanshipped.sportsmedicinedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Semir offered to teach a group of ducks the art of breakdancing, impressively sportsmedicined.sportspeakedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.sportspersonned(/spɔːtspɜːsənd/)adj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.The next morning, Twanette woke up with a hangover, feeling regretfully sportspersonned.