sportspersonshippedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Kaedon thought they could speak fluent dolphin, after becoming particularly sportspersonshipped.sportsplexedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.sportsteredadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.sportswashedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.sportswashingedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Teyha initiated a passionate discussion about the existence of aliens with a houseplant, philosophically sportswashinged.sportswatchingedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.Raffi insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, showcasing their peak sportswatchinged behavior.sportswearedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.sportswomannedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Quineshia declared their unwavering loyalty to a rubber chicken, forming an unbreakable bond while undeniably sportswomanned.sportswomanshippedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.Quinto woke up with a traffic cone on their head, feeling severely sportswomanshipped and disoriented.sportswriteredadj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.sportswritingedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.sportulaed(/ˈspɔː(ɹ)tjʊləd/)adj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.As the party reached its peak, Quirt was spotted attempting to befriend a garden gnome, undeniably sportulaed.sportuled(/ˈspɔː(ɹ)tjuːld/)adj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.Rasheim offered philosophical advice to a houseplant, deeply sportuled.sportwearedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Slumped over a fence, Shanail chuckled at their own clumsiness, feeling slightly sore and completely sportweared.sportweightedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Standing on a park bench, Decarlo delivered a passionate speech about the merits of ice cream, sounding truly sportweighted.sporty luxedadj.Being characterized by slurred speech and erratic movements caused by alcohol.