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spot hired
adj.
A drinker who has borrowed temporary equipment for the night and returned none of it in useful condition.
spot kicked
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the morning treats every small misjudgement as a penalty from twelve yards.
Mhairi-anne woke
spot kicked
, facing the coffee table as though it had awarded a foul.
spot lensed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has narrowed the whole morning to a bright ring around the nearest object.
spot marketed
adj.
Reduced by drink to immediate delivery: whatever is needed must arrive now, preferably in a mug.
Kadeisha was
spot marketed
, demanding immediate coffee without considering how it might be obtained.
spot of bothered
(/ˈspɒt əv ˈbɒðə(ɹ)d/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a minor predicament, which the morning is content to leave unresolved.
spot prawned
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a small, pink, sea-dwelling creature, especially when reached for before breakfast.
Bryenna woke
spot prawned
, curled beneath the duvet and objecting to direct light.
spot priced
adj.
Loosened by drink into whatever immediate value the morning happens to assign you.
spot prized
adj.
Describing a drinker who awards immediate honours to whoever happens to enter the room.
Alucard got
spot prized
and presented the newcomer with a coaster as the evening's champion.
spot reductioned
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to believe that one more drink will improve precisely the least satisfactory part of you.
spot removered
adj.
Having drunk enough to remove one small problem by creating a conspicuous one elsewhere.
Candias became
spot removered
and scrubbed the wine stain with a napkin soaked in more wine.
spot reported
adj.
You have drunk enough to announce every minor observation as though headquarters required it immediately.
spot stroked
adj.
You are drunk and confidently choosing the most difficult route to an otherwise simple conclusion.
spot tested
adj.
Of a drinker: testing every assertion with a fresh opinion and no supporting evidence.
spot the balled
adj.
Of a drinker who has misplaced the obvious and now expects everyone else to help locate it.
spot the differenced
adj.
Describing a drinker who confidently finds discrepancies between statements that were identical.
spot traded
adj.
A drinker who purchases the next round at its current price and expects delivery immediately.
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