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spot hired adj. A drinker who has borrowed temporary equipment for the night and returned none of it in useful condition. spot kicked adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning treats every small misjudgement as a penalty from twelve yards. Mhairi-anne woke spot kicked, facing the coffee table as though it had awarded a foul.
spot lensed adj. The drunkenness of one who has narrowed the whole morning to a bright ring around the nearest object. spot marketed adj. Reduced by drink to immediate delivery: whatever is needed must arrive now, preferably in a mug. Kadeisha was spot marketed, demanding immediate coffee without considering how it might be obtained. spot of bothered (/ˈspɒt əv ˈbɒðə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into a minor predicament, which the morning is content to leave unresolved. spot prawned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pink, sea-dwelling creature, especially when reached for before breakfast. Bryenna woke spot prawned, curled beneath the duvet and objecting to direct light. spot priced adj. Loosened by drink into whatever immediate value the morning happens to assign you. spot prized adj. Describing a drinker who awards immediate honours to whoever happens to enter the room. Alucard got spot prized and presented the newcomer with a coaster as the evening's champion. spot reductioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe that one more drink will improve precisely the least satisfactory part of you. spot removered adj. Having drunk enough to remove one small problem by creating a conspicuous one elsewhere. Candias became spot removered and scrubbed the wine stain with a napkin soaked in more wine. spot reported adj. You have drunk enough to announce every minor observation as though headquarters required it immediately. spot stroked adj. You are drunk and confidently choosing the most difficult route to an otherwise simple conclusion. spot tested adj. Of a drinker: testing every assertion with a fresh opinion and no supporting evidence. spot the balled adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the obvious and now expects everyone else to help locate it. spot the differenced adj. Describing a drinker who confidently finds discrepancies between statements that were identical.
spot traded adj. A drinker who purchases the next round at its current price and expects delivery immediately.