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spotted flycatchered adj. Sharpened by drink into catching every passing remark and returning it before the speaker has finished. spotted giant flying squirrelled adj. Loosened by drink into launching from the bench for the bar, with no clear plan for landing. spotted gummed adj. Emboldened by drink to lean against the bar and offer the landlord advice on forestry. spotted hyenaed adj. Slowed by drink to laugh in sudden bursts at jokes several minutes after everyone else. spotted lanternflied adj. Drunk and clinging brightly to the nearest wall, while making an uninvited advance on every light fitting. Maysen stood spotted lanternflied beneath the pub sign, fixed to the wall and eyeing the lamps. spotted marginellaed adj. Drunk to the point where each discarded bottle cap is examined as a small, perfect shell. Bjay went spotted marginellaed and inspected every bottle cap lined along the bar. spotted nothuraed adj. Drunk enough to scuttle beneath conversations, emerging only to offer a brief, puzzling opinion. Mikaylie became spotted nothuraed, ducking beneath conversations before reappearing with a verdict. spotted nutcrackered adj. Drunk past the point of opening anything without first testing it between the teeth. spotted orchided adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the dark marks on the menu are printing rather than flowers. spotted orchised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every blemish on the wallpaper worth pointing out to strangers. spotted owled adj. Drunk, with the result that you watch the room silently and blink only when addressed. spotted owleted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small noise at every unexpected movement of the optics. Jenny-rose grew spotted owleted and made a tiny noise whenever someone opened the door. spotted pardaloted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming very small, very bright, and unexpectedly vocal near the optics. Serigo went spotted pardaloted, perched on the arm of a chair and chirping at the barmaid. spotted ponthievaed adj. Drunk on the strength of delicate reasoning which collapses whenever the next round arrives. spotted rainbowfished adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying every colour available beneath the bar's least flattering light. spotted redshanked adj. Drunk by the third round, and pacing the edge of the room in search of a suitable puddle. Jenohn was spotted redshanked by the third round, wading round chairs in search of a clear route.