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spottednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributed across the room in several conspicuous patches. spotteed adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving each new beverage with ceremonial gratitude. spotter planed adj. Still drunk, and circling the car park in a broad reconnaissance of where the taxi might be. spottered (/ˈspɒt.əd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and observing everything except the fact that the pub has emptied. spottied adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respectable supper from a fish, but determined to order one. spottinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard intermittent coherence as a stable and admirable condition. spotting scoped adj. Having drunk more than observation can sustain, examining the distant kebab shop at considerable length. Jazzminn was spotting scoped, studying the kebab shop through the window as though it were wildlife. spottinged adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every blemish on the wallpaper for a deliberate pattern. spottled adj. You have drunk enough to regard an improvised smoking apparatus as an item of domestic engineering. spottoed adj. You are drunk and announcing yellow cars with the solemnity of a national census. Elyas was spottoed, shouting about a yellow hatchback three streets after the game had ended. spouged (/spuːd͡ʒd/) adj. Of a drinker: blending two musical traditions at length, before requesting silence for the journey home. spounavirused adj. Of a drinker who has become infectious with enthusiasm, though the only outbreak concerns another round. spousaged adj. Describing a drinker who has solemnly proposed, with no identified object beyond the remaining peanuts. spousal supported adj. A drinker so far gone that financial assistance is discussed, principally to settle the taxi fare. spousalled (/ˈspaʊzəld/) adj. A drinker who treats the evening as a marriage ceremony, complete with vows to the last pint. Teneeshia was spousalled and promised eternal fidelity to the pub before closing time. spousebreached adj. Drunk to the extent of announcing an affair to everyone at the table, including the spouse.