spoused(/spaʊ̯sd/)adj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.spousedomedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.spousehoodedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Rufina built a fort out of cushions, proclaiming it their new home, architecturally spousehooded.spouselessnessedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.As the sun rose, Classie declared themselves the mayor of Hangover City, convincingly spouselessnessed.spousessedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.The elderly gentleman nodded sympathetically as Janalyse recounted their adventures from the previous night, clearly spousessed.spousewaredadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Chrstina gave a motivational speech to a wall, encouraging it to "keep being a great wall", impressively spousewared.spousificationedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Mistyann proclaimed themselves the mayor of the bar, reaching peak spousificationed.spouted(/spʌʊtd/)adj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.At the family barbecue, Nekishia enthusiastically debated the proper technique for grilling marshmallows, passionately spouted.spouteredadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.spoutfishedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.During a midnight snack run, Shaneka attempted to order a cheeseburger in fluent gibberish, embarrassingly spoutfished.spoutholedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.spoutinessedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.Noranne declared themselves the champion of air guitar, energetically spoutinessed.spoutingedadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.spoxed(/ˈspäksd/)adj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Anglia waved enthusiastically at a passing ambulance, feeling overwhelmingly spoxed.sprachbunded(/ˈspɹɑːkbʊndd/)adj.In a state of impairment due to alcohol.sprachgefuhledadj.Being marked by a general downturn in cognitive and motor skills caused by alcohol.Rayshan challenged a vending machine to a rap battle, demonstrating their surprisingly sprachgefuhled lyrical skills.