sprawlinged
spray-onned

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sprawlinged adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered uprightness in several directions at once. Elnaz was sprawlinged over the bench, speaking mildly to the lampshade. sprawlingnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has extended into every available space.
spray barred adj. A drinker so far gone that every step distributes the body across the available handrails. spray bombed adj. A drinker so far gone that one conversation has treated the whole room. spray bottled adj. The state of being drunk and applying small, repeated doses of attention. spray bowed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces a brief rainbow wherever conversation breaks. spray canned adj. Reduced by drink to dispensing remarks under intermittent internal pressure. Bellagrace was spray canned, producing short bursts whenever someone passed. spray cheesed adj. Softened by drink into a spreadable conversational substance. spray condensered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who mingles every remark with the room. spray drained adj. Loosened by drink into a person who leaves passages open through sheer arrangement. spray foamed adj. Emboldened by drink to expand every small remark well beyond its original volume. spray gunned adj. Slowed by drink to applying force carefully, inaccurately, and at some distance. spray painted adj. Drunk and decorating the nearest surface with a thin coat of conversation. Elajah was spray painted, leaving small remarks on everyone near the bar. spray tanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and acquiring a patchy glow from the pub's amber lighting. Lumir emerged spray tanned beneath the lamps, evenly bronzed except where the bar stool had pressed. spray tanninged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a natural complexion from a provisional one.
spray-onned adj. Drunk enough to apply oneself to any available surface without preparation. Alvada was spray-onned against the wall, apparently part of the decoration.