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spread betted adj. Drunk enough to stake balance on every step, with uncertain returns. Syre was spread betted, placing a cautious foot on each stair and losing the forecast. spread bettinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a calculated stagger from an investment. Dalynn became spread bettinged and multiplied one misstep into a full descent. spread eagled adj. Drunk beyond the point where the body can remain folded while standing. spread limited adj. Drunk in a way that restricts every movement to a narrow range between wobble and collapse. spread operatored adj. Drunk, with the result that each step expands into several smaller, less reliable actions. Latorie went spread operatored, unpacking one stair into a sequence of hesitant foot placements. spread spectrum communicationed adj. Drunk to the extent of transmitting one thought across several unrelated channels. spread syntaxed adj. Drunk on the strength of expanding every simple sentence into its individual, misplaced parts. Yazmene went spread syntaxed and separated one apology into six unfinished clauses. spread tailed adj. Drunk since last orders, and holding both arms wide for balance like a displaying bird. spread-eagleismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and boastful enough to annex the whole conversation. spreadabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and remarkably easy to distribute across chairs, walls and stairs. spreadabled (/ˈspɹɛdəbəld/) adj. Softened by drink into something that can be applied broadly, preferably to the wrong coat. Tailyr got spreadabled and buttered the cloakroom tickets before anyone noticed. spreadationed adj. Sharpened by drink into a banquet-seeking appetite, with last orders treated as an appetiser. spreadboarded adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs proceed by rollers rather than intention. Marbeth was spreadboarded, limbs rolling towards the exit with little apparent intention. spreadeagleismed adj. Emboldened by drink to boast patriotically while missing the last train home. spreadeaglismed adj. Slowed by drink to a boastful crawl, requiring several minutes to salute the departing bus. Airyn grew spreadeaglismed and missed the bus while explaining its national importance. spreaded (/spɹiːdd/) adj. Drunk and extending across several chairs, conversations and available routes home.