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spreadeed adj. Drunk and treating every available surface as the proper destination for another round. Nolie got spreadeed and rested each fresh drink on a different windowsill. spreader barred adj. Drunk enough to keep two matters apart, particularly the coat and its owner. Gertrudis was spreader barred and placed one sleeve on each of two unrelated chairs. spreader diapered adj. Drunk past the point of trusting yourself with either trousers or the journey home. spreader pantsed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary walking, reduced to advancing by a compulsory arrangement of the legs. spreadered (/ˈspɹɛdɚd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every person nearby is recruited into extending the evening. spreadied adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a broad, yielding surface wherever the evening deposits you. spreading elmed adj. Drunk, with the result that you stand branching widely in the doorway and resemble a tree. spreading gooseberried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you thorny, sprawling and unexpectedly difficult to gather. spreadinged (/ˈspɹɛdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk in a way that distributes the evening across several pubs, coats and unfinished conversations. spreadingnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of tending outwards, particularly whenever a chair or wall is available. spreadmarted adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate system that has become too large to operate. spreadovered adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the remaining duties so that nobody leaves promptly. spreadsheeted (/ˈspɹɛd.ʃiːtd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and tabulating the evening instead of participating in it. spreadsheetered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to organise the departure with formulas and conditional formatting. spreadsheetinged adj. Still drunk, and applying tables to the journey home long after the figures ceased to help. spreadwinged adj. Too drunk to fold yourself away, standing with arms angled from the body like resting wings.