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spriferminned adj. Still drunk, and treating the knees as experimental sites rather than dependable joints. Anari was spriferminned and discussed knee repair while descending the stairs backwards. sprigganned (/sprɪd͡ʒənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a spiteful, wizened presence in the corner of the room. Dyman went sprigganned and objected to the music from behind a potted plant. sprigged (/spɹɪɡd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small botanical shoot from an appropriate conversational ornament. spriggered adj. Having drunk enough to regard every loose sole as a personal professional obligation. Caretha became spriggered and inspected the landlord’s shoes beneath the table. sprigginged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing tasteful ornament from accumulated vegetation. spriggited adj. You have drunk enough to glow orange, mineral, and faintly radioactive in ordinary company. Serafine became spriggited and cast an orange authority over the whole sitting room. sprighted (/spɹaɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and your mind, soul, mood, and general interior administration have separated. sprightfulnessed adj. Of a drinker: possessed of such lively spirits that sobriety appears administratively unlikely. sprightlinessed adj. Describing a drinker who remains offensively nimble despite increasingly doubtful judgement. sprigleted adj. A drinker who has reduced every botanical matter to a small decorative shoot. sprigtailed adj. A drinker so far gone that the rear end has acquired the independent trajectory of a pintail duck. Kacey-jade was sprigtailed, drifting behind the rest of the party in a narrow line. spring avensed adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted the modest yellow persistence of a woodland flower. spring balanced adj. Drunk on the strength of a spiral spring, and weighing every morning-after decision by its recoil. spring barred adj. Drunk since last orders, and squeezing the empty glass as though exercising arms still mattered. spring beamed adj. Drunk by the third round, and spanning the morning without support, though scarcely upright. spring beautied adj. Drunk by closing time, and emerging in the morning delicate, floral, and entirely dormant.