spring mixedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.spring nettedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.spring of porkedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.The room fell silent as Ferrante passionately defended the honor of a rubber duck, fiercely spring of porked and ready to go to battle for bath-time companions everywhere.spring onionedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.At the dimly lit pub, Ayano raised their glass in a toast, feeling surprisingly spring onioned for a Tuesday.spring padlockedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.As Roxianne attempted to pay for their drinks with a banana, it became clear they were quite spring padlocked.spring parsleyedadj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.spring peeperedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.spring pinnedadj.Displaying unusual or inappropriate emotional expressiveness related to alcohol.spring pocketedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.When the karaoke machine started up, it was no surprise that Rebella was already wasted.spring poledadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.spring quillwortedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Roc proposed a toast to the squirrels in the park, charmingly spring quillworted.spring reverbedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.At the bar, a group gathered around Garnett as they passionately defended the superiority of cats, looking slightly spring reverbed.spring rideredadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.spring rockeredadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.Quanshae decided that the best way to express their emotions was through interpretive dance, resulting in a beautifully spring rockered performance.spring rolledadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.spring saddledadj.Being under the influence with degraded sensory and motor function.The librarian gave a disapproving look as Rodrekus loudly discussed the benefits of singing to houseplants, obviously spring saddled.