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spacebooted adj. Still drunk, and dressed for an expedition beyond the atmosphere which nobody has authorised. spacebridged adj. The condition of a drinker who has constructed a private route home, ending beneath the nearest awning. Eliani was spacebridged, crossing the pavement by a route known only to herself. spacecaked adj. Sharpened by drink into a person capable of locating the crisps, but not of opening the packet. spacecored adj. Too drunk to distinguish heavy guitar from the sound of a rocket achieving an unwise trajectory. spacecraft bussed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently transporting everyone else's essential systems towards an unplanned destination. spacecrafted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard ordinary transport as a vehicle for interstellar travel, with the passenger seat as command. Earnestene became spacecrafted and requested a launch window from the taxi rank. spacecuted adj. Having drunk enough to intersect two conversations and leave an inexplicable conversational void between them. spaced (/speɪsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and extended across the entire conversation without contributing a discernible point. Ganesa was spaced, occupying the whole bench while explaining the limits of infinity. spaced repetitioned adj. Having drunk more than advisable, and requiring the same simple fact to be presented at increasingly frequent intervals. spacedived adj. You have drunk enough to attempt re-entry from the highest available point, with predictable heating on descent. spacedocked adj. You are drunk and attached to the nearest stable surface as though awaiting a transfer window. spacedoged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pavement for an orbital route and proceeds with canine conviction. Kohner was spacedoged, circling the taxi while waiting for the launch sequence. spacedrived adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds without visible effort, motive power, or regard for equal and opposite reactions. spacefarered adj. A drinker who has travelled farther from ordinary judgement than the evening's geography can account for. spacefaringed (/ˈspeɪsfæɹɪŋd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the journey home acquires the solemnity of spaceflight. spacefillered adj. The state of being drunk and temporarily occupying a conversational gap until a more serviceable person becomes available.