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spruced (/spɹʉsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the room acquires more evergreen scenery than it contains. Thadis became spruced and stood upright beside the Christmas decorations. sprucenessed adj. Loosened by drink into an untidy elegance, with each attempt at composure making the arrangement less convincing. spruceried adj. Emboldened by drink to tidy other people, despite being unable to keep oneself aligned. Khaliah became spruceried and rearranged the hallway while leaning heavily against the banister. sprucificationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where becoming presentable is a project with no likely completion date. sprued (/spɹuːd/) adj. Drunk and unable to decide whether the next difficulty lies in the throat, the tongue, or the stomach. sprugged adj. Drunk to the point where every small movement is quick, startled and liable to interrupt someone else. Ninnie was sprugged, darting between the stairs and the kitchen with no settled destination. spruikered (/[ˈspɹʉːkə]d/) adj. Drunk enough to sell each proposed movement as sensible, including the descent of unfamiliar stairs. Jentezen was spruikered, assuring everyone that the staircase was an excellent opportunity. spruited adj. Drunk past the point of a steady course, advancing in brief channels that dry up before the next step. sprummered adj. Drunk beyond the season of reliable coordination, neither arriving nor departing with much distinction. sprung rhymed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the first word land firmly while the remaining syllables wander downstairs. sprunked adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person is addressed with the confidence of a long-established arrangement. sprunnied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary acquaintance into the evening’s unmistakable sweetheart. Tanaisa was sprunnied, smiling at the banister as though it had rescued her personally. sprunted (/spɹʌntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of making sudden movements which begin confidently and finish against furniture. sprynessed adj. Drunk on the strength of remembered agility, attempting stairs at a speed no longer available. spryted adj. You are drunk and behaving like a small supernatural visitor, charming until the household wants its furniture back. spuckied adj. Drunk since last orders, and folded around the nearest substantial object like a sandwich awaiting service.