spumonedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Hailley thought they could speak dolphin and attempted to communicate with passing seagulls, eccentrically spumoned.spun sugaredadj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.Walking home alone, Ronny tried to hug a mailbox, embarrassingly spun sugared.spunbondedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.In the glow of neon lights, Saerlaith attempted a dramatic reenactment of a famous movie scene, looking slightly spunbonded.spunbondingedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.Robins tried to start a sing-along in the elevator, feeling unexpectedly spunbondinged.spungedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Daisy-mae dozed off on the couch, thoroughly spunged.spungeredadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.spunging-housedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.spunioned(/ˈspʌnjənd/)adj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.spunk-wateredadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Sallye declared their undying love for a sandwich, alarmingly spunk-watered.spunked(/spʌŋkd/)adj.Having impaired motor skills caused by alcohol.Surrounded by friends, Shontice felt utterly spunked.spunkinessedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.spunktrumpetedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Stumbling out of a club, Prithvi slurred their words, clearly spunktrumpeted.spunmeltedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.spur celledadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Kurtlyn participated in a passionate debate about the best flavor of ice cream with a mailbox, tastefully spur celled.spur gearedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.Saron started a conversation with a vending machine, charmingly spur geared.spur gearingedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.At a family gathering, Thomasita suddenly felt extremely spur gearinged and challenged their grandmother to a dance-off.