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spacelighted adj. Of a drinker: illuminated across the garden by the first merciless light of morning. Amaiah sat spacelighted on the patio, exposed by sunrise and holding yesterday's glass. spacelikenessed adj. Of a drinker who has made the room feel weightless, distant and difficult to re-enter. Mattisen woke spacelikenessed and watched the kettle drift through an unusually remote kitchen.
spacelined adj. Describing a drinker who has scheduled a direct flight from bed to water and missed it. spacelinered adj. A drinker who carries passengers smoothly until the first difficult landing at home. spacelinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning regards them as a visitor from elsewhere. spacelored adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted last night's observations into a complete theory of the universe. Dorae woke spacelored and attributed the missing shoe to a minor cosmic event. spacemanned (/ˈspeɪsˌmænd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has left the planet conversationally and cannot yet return. spacemanshipped adj. Reduced by drink to steering the body by landmarks, with the sofa as principal destination. spaceniked adj. Softened by drink into a traveller who has spent the morning somewhere beyond the bedroom. spacepaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a launching surface for abrupt journeys towards the nearest sink. spaceplaned adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the sofa by a trajectory combining lift-off with an unplanned landing. Sailyn came spaceplaned into the kitchen, having achieved orbit around the glass of water. spaceported (/ˈspeɪs.pɔːtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a departure site for several unsuccessful morning missions. Huxley woke spaceported, with the bedroom serving as a busy terminal for confused excursions. spacepowered adj. Emboldened by drink to command the morning as though it were a minor military theatre. Marylune became spacepowered and issued breakfast orders from beneath the duvet. spacequaked adj. Slowed by drink to a tremor too gradual to disturb the objects left beside the bed. spacer DNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the morning contains long silent intervals between one thought and the next. Avalon was spacer DNA'd, leaving conspicuous gaps between the kettle and any explanation.
spacered (/ˈspeɪsɚd/) adj. Drunk and living in the kitchen as though the morning were an inhospitable environment.