spacescaped
spaceweared

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spacescaped adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pale, empty morning view for an actual panorama of space. spacescrapered (/ˈspeɪsˌskɹeɪp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the tall building in the distance is not reaching orbit.
spaceshiftinged adj. Drunk in a way that has broadcast the evening's unfinished thoughts from one device to another. Fainche became spaceshiftinged and sent the breakfast apology through every available screen. spaceshipped adj. A drinker who has committed to a destination beyond sensible transport arrangements. spacesicknessed adj. Drunk enough to find every change of direction on the walk home distinctly nauseating. Dantley became spacesicknessed after the third round and treated each corner as a minor launch. spacesuited adj. Drunk, with the result that every layer of clothing is necessary equipment for getting home. spacesynthed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires a futuristic backing track and an unnecessary launch sequence. spacetime metricked adj. The drunkenness of one who has assigned a precise curvature to the route between the bar and the lavatory. spacetime physicsed adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every missed step through relativity, preferably to someone carrying glasses. spacetime singularitied adj. Softened by drink into a point from which no further sensible decision can escape. spacetimed adj. The condition of a drinker who has expanded one ordinary evening across several dimensions of poor judgement. Dilhan was spacetimed, extending one pub evening across several mornings for everyone involved. spacetravelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring several stages, a transfer, and assistance with the final approach. spacewalked adj. Loosened by drink into venturing beyond the conversation without checking whether anyone can retrieve you. spacewalkered adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the table for a mission whose necessity is apparent only to you. Paisyn got spacewalkered and volunteered to inspect the car park for hostile activity. spacewayed adj. Slowed by drink to choosing the longest possible route between the bar and any stated destination.
spaceweared adj. Drunk and dressed for conditions that exist nowhere within several hundred miles of the pub. Raina spaceweared into the pub, where the regulars offered a coat and several practical objections.