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SPMSM'd adj. Drunk enough to run on permanent magnetic attraction, especially towards the nearest bar. Zykevious was SPMSM'd and pulled inexorably towards the optics on the counter. SPMT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to move through the crowded pub with the authority of heavy machinery. Hermoine went SPMT'd and relocated three chairs without consulting their occupants. SPN'd adj. Too drunk to remain a single social component, having joined permanently to whichever group is nearest. Lincoln got SPN'd and spent the rest of the evening attached to strangers discussing their holidays. SPNAK'd adj. Slowed by drink to claiming victory in an argument only after everyone else has stopped trying. Timica was SPNAK'd, declaring herself victorious while Tais had already ordered a taxi. SPO'd adj. Loosened by drink into disregarding every personal boundary established before the previous evening. Kdrian woke SPO'd and read the group chat aloud before anyone had found coffee. SPOD'd adj. The state of being drunk and treating the front door as the official point of disembarkation. Charny was SPOD'd, waiting in the hallway for clearance to proceed to the sofa. SPOF'd adj. Drunk past the point of having one reliable system; remove that system and the whole person follows. Phebia became SPOF'd on the staircase, with one handrail supporting the entire operation. SPOG'd adj. Having drunk enough to regard the whole evening through one convenient, unreliable display. Hamd was SPOG'd, combining the receipts, messages and rumours into one dashboard. SPOTREP'd adj. Having drunk more than necessary to file an immediate, confident account of something nobody observed. Chloe-nicole got SPOTREP'd and reported enemy movement from behind the coat stand. SPPS'd adj. Of a drinker who has assembled the evening one small unit at a time, then bonded firmly to the sofa. Kiwana got SPPS'd and constructed a nest from cushions, coats and one tea towel. SPR'd adj. Drunk beyond ordinary reflection, responding to every bright surface as though it had addressed you. Winston was SPR'd and raised his glass to the mirror above the hand dryer. SPRT'd adj. The state of being drunk and testing each new hypothesis until a modest confidence is reached. Ryn was SPRT'd, sampling the punch until the question of its strength seemed settled. SPS'd adj. Having drunk enough to issue a supplementary policy statement concerning every decision made after midnight. Edid became SPS'd at breakfast, publishing amendments to the night before's taxi arrangements. SPST'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every decision with one simple switch: on or off. Shanequia went SPST'd at the stairs, repeatedly choosing whether to climb and choosing neither. SPTO'd adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the whole journey alone, regardless of signals, gradients, or passengers. Camaran got SPTO'd and announced himself responsible for the expedition to the taxi rank. SPUI'd adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to negotiate several approaches with anything but one set of signals. Kyl got SPUI'd and directed all traffic in the pub through the same narrow gap.