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spaetzled (/ˈʃpɛtsəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a heavy, irregular presence beside the buffet. Regena was spaetzled by closing time, a heavy and irregular presence beside the buffet. spaewifed adj. Too drunk to distinguish prophecy from a guess about where the bathroom is. spaewomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to read the future in a glass, which predicts another glass. Kiel grew spaewomanned and interpreted the empty tumbler as an omen. spaffed (/spæfd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a private bodily function for a contribution to the evening. Hirah became spaffed and was discreetly directed towards the nearest bathroom. spag bogged adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with elegant dining, and now pursuing sauce with a fork. Divesh was spag bogged, pursuing the sauce with a fork. spag bolled adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved a rich, tangled condition and now requires parmesan. spagbolled adj. You have drunk enough to regard a plate of pasta as a reasonable pillow. Sift became spagbolled and rested briefly against the restaurant menu. spagged adj. Of a drinker: long, thin, and arriving at the conclusion in several separate strands. spaghetteried adj. You are drunk and conducting the restaurant as though it were an opera house. Britnie went spaghetteried and applauded the arrival of every plate. spaghetti Westerned adj. A drinker who has mistaken familiar companions for cowboys and the walk home for an Italian location shoot. spaghetti and meatballsed adj. Of a drinker who has become an entire Italian-American supper and cannot rise without assistance. spaghetti bolognaised adj. A drinker who has become ceremonially tangled, with tomato sauce somewhere in the arrangement. spaghetti bolognesed adj. A drinker so far gone that every route through the conversation ends at dinner. spaghetti bowled adj. The state of being drunk and navigating every conversation as a complicated interchange. Venice was spaghetti bowled, joining three unrelated discussions near the bar. spaghetti charted adj. The condition of a drinker who has plotted every movement and still cannot find the exit. Xian was spaghetti charted around the pub, having mapped every movement except the exit. spaghetti coded adj. The drunkenness of one who has replaced orderly speech with loops, jumps, and an unexpected kebab. Oberia was spaghetti coded, looping from the sofa to the kitchen and producing an unexpected kebab.