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spaghetti diagramed adj. Reduced by drink to a record of actual movement, chiefly between bar, toilet, and doorway. spaghetti dressed adj. Softened by drink into something held up by narrow supports and optimism. Andreka became spaghetti dressed and leaned carefully against the piano. spaghetti junctioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a complicated interchange of roads, intentions, and one lost shoe. spaghetti modelled adj. Loosened by drink into several possible outcomes, all involving lying down shortly. spaghetti pizzaed adj. Emboldened by drink to propose a meal whose base is already another meal. spaghetti sauced adj. Slowed by drink to a rich, tomato-coloured progress towards the nearest plate. spaghetti sorted adj. Having drunk enough to rank everyone present by the order in which they will be abandoned. spaghetti squashed adj. Having drunk more than the room could absorb, and leaving everyone else to scrape conversation together. spaghetti strapped adj. You have drunk enough to cling to the nearest acquaintance and call it formalwear. spaghetti stringed adj. You are drunk and imparting maximum spin to every account, leaving companions to return the ball. Leniel was spaghetti stringed, giving every minor incident considerable spin for Eustolio to correct. spaghetti stringinged adj. Of a drinker: applying several parallel explanations to one event, none of which colleagues can successfully interweave. Ziyona became spaghetti stringinged and offered five explanations that Kyrstyn could not connect. spaghetti tongsed adj. Of a drinker who has seized every loose strand of conversation and is serving it back to unwilling guests. spaghetti westerned adj. A drinker so far gone that every acquaintance has become a desperado in a European cowboy film. Josslynne was spaghetti westerned, treating every acquaintance at last orders as a desperado awaiting the taxi. spaghetti wormed adj. The state of being drunk and trailing several separate conversations behind you wherever you go. spaghettificationed (/spəˌɡɛt.ə.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃ(ə)nd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been stretched across the gathering until every friend is holding an end. spaghettinied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become thinly spread through the company, contributing little at considerable length.