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spaghettoed adj. Reduced by drink to one long, isolated contribution, while everyone else waits for it to end. Nahari became spaghettoed and delivered one uninterrupted account to Clotine over the cheese board. spaghettonied adj. Softened by drink into a broad, slow-moving presence that occupies the conversation and several chairs. spagiristed adj. Drunk and treating every companion as a patient whose disease can be cured with a further drink. spaglumic acided adj. Sharpened by drink into an especially active neurotransmitter for remarks better left unsent. Hillard became spaglumic acided and sent Danielee precise observations about every guest's shortcomings. spagoered adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend treatments to strangers and inspect their posture without invitation. spagyricked (/spəˈd͡ʒɪɹɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an obsolete alchemist, seeking remedies while companions supply the glassware. spagyristed adj. Drunk to the point where every social difficulty has become a disease requiring an experimental cure. Boaz grew spagyristed and proposed an alcoholic treatment for Stoney's refusal to sing. spahbeded adj. Drunk enough to assume command of the gathering, issuing military orders to people holding napkins. spaheed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, charging through the party as though it were cavalry territory. Jonaven went spaheed and made three mounted advances on the buffet, with Vision in pursuit. spahied (/ˈspɑːhiːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the reach of diplomacy, making a cavalry charge at each new social obstacle. spaided adj. Drunk beyond sensible household labour, but still convinced the kitchen requires immediate excavation. spakonaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns guesses into prophecies, leaving companions responsible for preventing their fulfilment. spalacided adj. Drunk, with the result that you retreat into corners and emerge only to tunnel through other people's conversations. spalacined adj. Softened by drink into a small, burrowing presence beneath the sofa cushions. spalacothered adj. A drinker who has acquired the small, low-slung habits of an extinct mammal. Henleigh spent the evening under the table, rather thoroughly spalacothered. spalacotheriided adj. A drinker so far gone that the family resemblance is now mainly geological. Johanne became spalacotheriided and retired beneath the buffet.