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spamdexinged adj. Drunk on the strength of misleading terms, particularly when describing one's own condition. spamferenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and attending an event whose claims exceed its content. spamficked adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a short account of events with limited revision. spammaged adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending the same modest thought in electronic form. spammationed adj. Still drunk, and producing a body of text which nobody had requested. spammed (/[ˈspeəm]d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point of sending the same message repeatedly. Sayward was spammed and sent the address to everyone twice. spammered adj. Sharpened by drink into sending the same message to everyone, including those beside you. spamminessed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition of increasing insistence, repetition, and unsolicited contact. spamminged adj. Emboldened by drink to send unwanted messages long after everyone has stopped replying. spamouflaged adj. Slowed by drink to disguising a plainly unwanted message as a perfectly reasonable suggestion. Brend was spamouflaged, presenting another round as a modest administrative necessity. spamsilogged (/ˌspɐm.sɪˈloɡ̚d/) adj. Drunk and arranged in separate, incompatible portions, with little prospect of remaining upright. spamtrapped adj. Drunk to the point where every unsolicited conversation finds and captures you. Rickford was spamtrapped by the bar, answering strangers as though each had sent a personal invitation. spamvertisemented adj. Drunk enough to promote an ordinary object repeatedly, whether or not anyone has asked. spamvertisered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that persistent promotion has become a personal occupation. spamvertisinged adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing conversation from repeated publicity for whatever is nearest. spamvertizemented adj. Drunk in a way that turns every utterance into an unsolicited advertisement for a product.