spanishingedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.spank bankedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.spankavisionedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.spanked(/spæŋkd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Shelbia tried to order a cheeseburger from a mailbox, demonstrating their spanked hunger.spankeed(/ˈspæŋ.kiːd/)adj.Incapable of managing emotions or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Fodhla insisted on wearing a sombrero, proudly embracing their spankeed.spanker-mastedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.Cherisa cheerfully offered to solve all of the world's problems with a dance-off, demonstrating their optimism even in a state of being ridiculously spanker-masted.spankered(/spæŋkəd/)adj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Trying to hail a taxi, Ronasia waved enthusiastically at a park bench, clearly spankered.spankermastedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Samare passionately debated the best flavor of jellybean with a potted plant, intellectually spankermasted.spankiesed(/ˈspaŋkiːzd/)adj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.Anslem mistook a mailbox for a fortune teller, seeking advice from the inanimate object in a moment of true spankiesed.spankinessedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.spankinged(/ˈspæŋkɪŋd/)adj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Rayfus tried to teach a pigeon how to play chess, displaying their spankinged logic.spankoedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Sheryel struck up a conversation with a mannequin, charmingly spankoed.spankophiledadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Danit declared themselves the world's leading expert on cloud shapes, proudly spankophiled.spanky pantsedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.spanlessnessedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Quanterra started a debate about the best superhero, passionately spanlessnessed.spanned(/spænd/)adj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.