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spanishinged adj. A drinker who deposits the evening into every available recess, leaving the route home indistinct. spank banked adj. The state of being drunk and mentally stockpiling recollections that will not withstand the morning. spankavisioned adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes late-night moving pictures for practical guidance home. spanked (/spæŋkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed attempt to find the taxi rank becomes another smack of reality. Delandra was spanked by the cold air and asked the same lamppost where the taxis stood. spankeed (/ˈspæŋ.kiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who receives every consequence of the evening without identifying its source. spanker-masted adj. Drunk by the third round, and keeping the rear of the conversation conspicuously upright. spankered (/spæŋkəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering corrective taps to the furniture. spankermasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing at the rear of proceedings like a schooner's last support. Mamta was spankermasted by closing time, upright behind the company. spankiesed (/ˈspaŋkiːzd/) adj. Still drunk, and dressed in conspicuously coordinated undergarments not intended to remain private. spankinessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish youthful smartness from a general obligation to be patted. spankinged (/ˈspæŋkɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a disciplinary beating as an administrative solution. Darisha grew spankinged and proposed corporal correction for the faulty jukebox. spankoed adj. Having drunk enough to treat a personal predilection for smacking as suitable dinner conversation. Torriano became spankoed and surveyed the pub for an audience to his preferences. spankophiled adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits before announcing an enthusiasm for administered chastisement. spanky pantsed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake extremely brief uniform shorts for adequate evening dress. spanlessnessed adj. You are drunk and extending every account indefinitely, with no evident terminus. Rickira was spanlessnessed, continuing the anecdote long after its subject had departed. spanned (/spænd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that your reach exceeds your balance and both are being tested. Allexandra was spanned, stretching across the table and nearly taking the glasses with her.