spar torpedoedadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.spar-hawkedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.Rexene debated the ethics of pineapple on pizza with a mailbox, clearly spar-hawked.sparabledadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.Deontea excitedly recounted their evening, fully embracing their sparabled state.sparadrappedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Riyadh became convinced they were a professional sommelier, critiquing the quality of water at the bar with a touch of sparadrapped sophistication.sparagmitedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.sparagmosed(/spəˈɹaɡməsd/)adj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Rene laughed uproariously at a joke that nobody else understood, their laughter sounding slightly sparagmosed.sparagrassedadj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Shigetoshi was innocently cheerful, despite being visibly sparagrassed.sparagusedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.sparapetedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.Russie tried to order pizza from a TV remote, frustratingly sparapeted.sparassidedadj.Having a dulled response to pain linked with alcohol consumption.sparassocynidedadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Reche became a self-proclaimed expert in interpretive dance, showcasing their skills in a parking lot, visibly sparassocynided.sparassodontedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.Rozetta attempted to pet a statue, mistakenly thinking it was a friendly statue come to life due to their sparassodonted vision.sparatoxinnedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Quintez shared their grand plans to open a taco stand for squirrels, all while being thoroughly sparatoxinned.sparaxisedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Oluwafemi engaged in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, intellectually sparaxised.spare balledadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.A group of friends laughed as Eureka attempted to walk in a straight line, clearly spare balled.spare changedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.