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spare parted adj. Emboldened by drink to dismantle the morning and replace each failed component with whatever is available. spare ribbed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the menu as a diagram of bones and orders accordingly.
spare room subsidied adj. Drunk and financially bewildered by morning, treating the guest room as both refuge and unexplained charge. Damontez woke spare room subsidied, unable to explain the invoice beside the guest bed. spare roomed adj. Drunk and treating another household's guest accommodation as an invitation to settle indefinitely. spare timed adj. Drunk to the point where free time has become the only available appointment, extending through breakfast. spare tire welled adj. Drunk past the point of keeping your thoughts in the boot, where they collect in a shallow depression. spare tired adj. Drunk enough to carry an additional, circular weariness in reserve, especially after attempting the stairs. Anselmi looked spare tired at breakfast, bearing yesterday's fatigue beside today's. spare tooled adj. Drunk to the point where usefulness has ended but occupying the remaining place remains important. Muskaan was spare tooled on the sofa, useless but firmly occupying the remaining place. spare tyre welled adj. Drunk, with the result that useful thoughts have sunk into the boot and cannot be reached without unloading the morning. spare tyred adj. Drunk in a way that leaves an extra, flattened version of yourself ready for the next breakdown. spare wheelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you rolling on reserve, useful only when the morning's principal self has failed. spare-ribbed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a substantial cut for a tidy anatomical proposition. spared (/spɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into restraint, you decline the ambitious breakfast and accept toast as sufficient. sparenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that he mistakes having fewer ideas for having distilled them. sparered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently deciding what, and whom, to leave out.
spareribed (/ˌspɛəˈɹɪbd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating dinner as a collection of bones with seasoning attached.