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spark birded adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that one passing creature has revealed a lifelong vocation. Macey got spark birded and bought binoculars for a balcony facing the car park. spark coiled adj. Still drunk, and storing enough confidence to start an engine nobody has inspected.
spark gapped adj. Too drunk to bridge the distance between an impulse and the consequences it generates. spark knocked adj. Emboldened by drink to make the sofa produce an engine noise whenever anyone sits down. Cyniah, spark knocked, blamed the sofa for the noise and fetched it a blanket. spark plugged adj. Slowed by drink to a single bright thought, which takes several attempts to start. spark spreaded adj. Drunk to the point where the cost of every drink seems unrelated to its value. Ayub was spark spreaded and calculated the price of each glass against the electricity bill. spark tested adj. Drunk enough to inspect the cutlery for evidence of a hidden electrical life. spark testinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grinding wheel from the kitchen sink. Astara spark testinged the kitchen sink, expecting useful metallurgy from the tap. sparked (/spɑːkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing bright, brief decisions wherever friction occurs. sparkered adj. Drunk beyond initiating any household activity without first making a ceremonial announcement. sparkgapped adj. Loosened by drink into treating the gap beside the toaster as a suitable place for electrical experiments. sparkied adj. Drunk since last orders, and transmitting every thought at a frequency nobody has requested. Romeesa got sparkied and broadcast the pub quiz answers to the entire bar. sparkinessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small household task seem electrically promising. sparking plugged adj. Drunk to a degree that starting the kettle requires a visible pause and two verbal prompts. sparkinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to settle produces a fresh bright idea.
sparkishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the glass of water as a fashionable accessory.
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