DRUNKONYM

spark birded
sparkishnessed
spark birdedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Rahsheen attempted to hug a street sign, affectionately spark birded.spark coiledadj.Suffering from reduced ability to multitask caused by alcohol consumption.The night ended with Mirela enthusiastically sharing their phone number with a confused mailbox, thoroughly spark coiled.
spark gappedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Queston decided they were the reincarnation of Elvis Presley and proceeded to serenade a cheeseburger, channeling their inner rockstar in a truly spark gapped fashion.spark knockedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.spark pluggedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Rhania debated the existence of aliens with a rubber duck, scientifically spark plugged.spark spreadedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.spark testedadj.Displaying symptoms of intoxication such as confused speech and impaired gait.spark testingedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.As the night wore on, Shashank became more and more spark testinged, eventually challenging a statue to a staring contest.sparked(/spɑːkd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.sparkeredadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.sparkgappedadj.Demonstrating the effects of alcohol to varying degrees.sparkiedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Zackie enthusiastically gave a motivational speech to a vending machine, urging it to dispense snacks for the greater good, despite being slightly sparkied.sparkinessedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.sparking pluggedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.sparkingedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Wylean held a philosophical debate with a rubber duck, exploring the deep questions of the universe in their sparkinged state.
sparkishnessedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.
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