sparkleberried
sparklinged

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sparkleberried adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking the dark berries in the fruit bowl for useful furniture. sparkled (/ˈspɑːkəld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one small bright notion, repeated until the room accepts it. Aala was sparkled and repeatedly proposed toast as the answer to every domestic difficulty.
sparkledoged adj. Drunk by the third round, and accessorised for the sofa with unnecessary colour and confidence. sparklemuffinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying the small, colourful agitation of something dancing beneath the furniture. Thaly was sparklemuffinned and performed a bright little dance beside the coffee table. sparklepired adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an improbable household glow despite the curtains being closed. sparklered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a decorative glint from a necessary household object. Benecia was sparklered and tried to put the glittering remote in the cutlery drawer. sparklessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have misplaced both the creative spark and the means of finding it. sparkleted adj. Having drunk enough to treat a tiny reflection on the worktop as a significant event. sparkliesed adj. Having drunk more than sensible, and regarding gems in the jewellery box as emergency supplies. sparklined adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the evening to a single rising and falling line. sparklinessed (/ˈspɑː(ɹ)klɪnəsd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that the kitchen would improve if everything reflected more light. sparkling cidered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken non-alcoholic apple fizz for a sensible conclusion to the evening. sparkling perried adj. Drunk beyond the point where the pear cider seems to be bubbling of its own accord. sparkling watered adj. Drunk in a way that makes soda water seem the most bracing thing on the bar. Zeniya went sparkling watered and treated the soda siphon as a medicinal appliance. sparkling wined adj. Drunk, with the result that every glass appears to contain a small private celebration.
sparklinged (/ˈspɑːkl̩ɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: gleaming faintly with misplaced confidence beside the household water supply.