sparrow-fartedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.sparrow-grassedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Reino debated the existential meaning of socks with a passing pigeon, showcasing their philosophical sparrow-grassed tendencies.sparrow-hawkedadj.Excessive alcohol-related occurrences affect your expressions.At the club, Ilaya challenged everyone to a dance-off, proving they were indeed impressively sparrow-hawked.sparrow-larkedadj.Displaying impaired cognition and coordination after drinking.The moonlit canoeing adventure took an unexpected turn when Irelynne decided to serenade the ducks, proving once again they were a certified sausage roll sparrow-larked.sparrow-weaveredadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.Karalyne had a deep heart-to-heart conversation with a street sign, pouring their soul out in a moment of profound sparrow-weavered.sparrowbilledadj.Intoxicated or impaired from drinking alcoholic beverages.sparrowcidedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Joset ordered another round, already feeling slightly sparrowcided.sparrowdomedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Breh burst into tears after dropping their taco, melodramatically sparrowdomed.sparrowed(/ˈspæɹəʊd/)adj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.sparrowfartedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Rayshawnda showed off their impressive breakdancing skills to a crowd of impressed fire hydrants, embracing their sparrowfarted groove.sparrowgrassedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Shamell attempted to teach a dog how to juggle, humorously sparrowgrassed.sparrowhawkedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.sparrowlingedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.Mariselda shared their life philosophy with a confused pigeon, philosophically sparrowlinged.sparrows' weddingedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.The group erupted into laughter as Aarie attempted to do the worm on the dance floor, looking hilariously sparrows' weddinged.sparrowwortedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Sharlita enthusiastically sang "Bohemian Rhapsody" to an empty room, displaying their truly sparrowworted self.sparry ironnedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.