sparse arrayedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Shayleigh attempted to teach a group of ducks how to salsa dance, in a moment of pure sparse arrayed.sparse tabledadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.sparsenessedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.As the night wore on, Omarion was found serenading a mailbox, undeniably sparsenessed.sparseningedadj.Showing reduced inhibitions and impaired judgment due to alcohol.sparsentanned(/spɑː(ɹ)ˈsɛntænd/)adj.Person who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.sparsificationedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Kameelah attempted to teach a houseplant how to salsa dance, due to their remarkably sparsificationed demeanor.sparsifieredadj.Made unsteady and confused by alcohol.Shamise declared their undying love for a sandwich, clearly sparsifiered.sparsingedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Shafter debated the concept of time with a vending machine, perplexedly sparsinged.sparsistenciedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.sparsitiedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Sharan confidently challenged a garden gnome to a thumb-wrestling match, feeling invincible in their sparsitied state.sparsomycinnedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Carrying a traffic cone, Renold marched down the street feeling wonderfully sparsomycinned.sparstoloninnedadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.In the line at the food truck, Savannahmarie enthusiastically shared their life story with a bemused stranger, the epitome of a chatty and sparstoloninned conversationalist.sparstonedadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.spartaeinedadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.By the snack table, Raenae juggled packets of crisps, comically spartaeined.spartanismedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.spartannessedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.