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sparse arrayed adj. Describing a drinker who has retained only a few values, chiefly the wish for toast. Kawsar was sparse arrayed by midnight, retaining only toast and the route home. sparse tabled adj. A drinker who answers questions efficiently, provided none concern the preceding hour. sparsenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation has been reduced to widely separated islands of meaning. sparseninged adj. The state of being drunk and gradually removing all unnecessary words from the evening. Nehemiah became sparseninged and reduced his farewell to a dignified wave. sparsentanned (/spɑː(ɹ)ˈsɛntænd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has antagonised every available receptor, including the landlord's patience. sparsificationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the conversation more economical by removing nearly everyone from it. Ymari became sparsificationed and reduced the dinner party to herself and the bread basket. sparsifiered adj. Reduced by drink to a thin approximation of the person who arrived. Aashir was sparsifiered by midnight, recognisable chiefly by his hat. sparsinged adj. Softened by drink into a scattered collection of intentions, none immediately actionable. Laron was sparsinged, his plans for departure dispersed across several coat pockets. sparsistencied adj. Sharpened by drink into a conviction that only the remaining facts matter, chiefly the need for chips. sparsitied adj. Loosened by drink into a handful of widely spaced certainties, with supper among them. Charlie-john sparsitied after supper, retaining only a few widely spaced certainties. sparsomycinned adj. Emboldened by drink to inhibit every conversation's synthesis, while contributing freely to it. sparstoloninned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where inflammation is treated as a matter for tomorrow. sparstoned adj. Drunk and reduced to a rigid support for somebody else's coat. Xian was sparstoned, standing rigidly while somebody hung a coat on them. spartaeined adj. Drunk to the point where every minor obstacle is approached with a sudden sideways leap. spartanismed adj. You have drunk enough to insist on austerity while making everyone else carry your coat, glass and argument. spartannessed adj. You are drunk and treating every offered comfort as a personal failure, to the company’s inconvenience. Mareck was spartannessed and made Kirsta return the cushions he had just been given.