spastic colonnedadj.Characterized by the influence of alcohol.Regenald adopted a stray garden gnome as their new best friend, forming an unbreakable bond in their spastic colonned state.spastic tetraplegiaedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Swaying on the dance floor, Sharunda was clearly spastic tetraplegiaed as they attempted a daring spin.spasticitiedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Hanvitha wandered the streets, lost and thoroughly spasticitied.spastinnedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.spastizinnedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.In a stroke of genius, Radie decided they were going to invent a new language based on burps, showcasing their innovative spastizinned mindset.spatacsinnedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.In the corner of the room, Quantravious sat cross-legged and philosophizing, looking particularly spatacsinned.spatangidedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.spatangoidedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.spatchcocked(/ˈspæt͡ʃkɒkd/)adj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.While organizing their sock drawer, Rebelle hummed a tune, appearing vaguely spatchcocked.spatchcockinged(/ˈspæt͡ʃkɒkɪŋd/)adj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Finding a stray hat, Latoysha wore it proudly, feeling delightfully spatchcockinged.spatcheleredadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Shanterri raised a toast to the lamp post, feeling completely spatchelered.spated(/speɪtd/)adj.Made unsteady by alcohol.spatfalledadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.spathaedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.Shevetta tried to convince a police officer that they were actually a secret agent on a top-secret mission, showcasing their impressively spathaed side.spathed(/speɪðd/)adj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Raechel declared themselves the mayor of the bar, clearly spathed.spathic ironnedadj.Displaying abnormal behavior patterns induced by the effects of alcohol.