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spastic colonned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a reluctant digestive tract. spastic tetraplegiaed adj. Drunk and unable to persuade any of the four limbs to participate. spasticitied adj. Drunk to the point where the muscles have acquired a stiffness of their own. spastinned adj. Drunk enough to dismantle the evening's internal machinery and leave the recycling unfinished. spastizinned adj. Drunk past the point of restoring anything that has already been tidied away. spatacsinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening's purpose uncertain but the recovery process active. Amariss was spatacsinned and began restoring the bottles to their original positions. spatangided adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement is low, slow and faintly marine. Tailynn was spatangided and crossed the carpet with the patience of a seabed creature. spatangoided adj. Drunk to a degree that sends you broadside through the room, with little regard for symmetry. Corneisha was spatangoided and proceeded sideways towards the lavatory. spatchcocked (/ˈspæt͡ʃkɒkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of lying open and flat wherever the evening put you. Sabeena was spatchcocked across the sofa, retaining one shoe and no further plans. spatchcockinged (/ˈspæt͡ʃkɒkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having spread yourself out before the cooking is complete. spatchelered adj. Too drunk to turn, lift, or stir anything without first extending the handle considerably. Nio was spatchelered, reaching across the breakfast table to retrieve toast from directly in front of him. spated (/speɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising suddenly wherever the evening has found a channel. spatfalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and arriving in small pale numbers along the edge of proceedings. spathaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying yourself at unnecessary length through the narrow parts of the room. Leverna was spathaed and required both hands to negotiate the corridor. spathed (/speɪðd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and enveloping the remaining conversation without contributing much to it. spathic ironned adj. Too drunk to resist settling heavily, rust-coloured and entirely without further movement.