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spatiogramed adj. Too drunk to take a straight path, producing a distribution of positions rather than a route. spatiographied adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a physical account of the room through contact with most of it. spatiokineticsed adj. Having drunk enough to make the mechanics of crossing a room more interesting than the destination. spatiomapped adj. Having drunk more than the route home can accommodate, and redrawing it around each obstacle. spationauted adj. You have drunk enough to become weightless in intention, though the furniture continues to exert an opinion. Denicia went spationauted and drifted towards the stairs with one hand seeking an orbit. spatiotemporalitied adj. You are drunk and occupying the present only intermittently, particularly between one stair and the next. spatiotopicitied adj. Of a drinker: fixed to the wrong place, and convinced that movement has already occurred. spatiotopied adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every sound and step to a particular place, inaccurately. spatiousnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing every modest gap to accommodate a grander intention. Esaul became spatiousnessed and fitted a full supper into the space between two crisps. spatted (/spætd/) adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a small scattered deposit from a supper. spatter coned adj. Drunk in a way that builds a small, unstable heap around the central point of last orders. spatterdashed adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to join the party together leaves a tacky layer behind. spatterdashered adj. Drunk to a degree that the journey home requires boots, determination, and a forgiving pavement. spatterdocked adj. Drunk to the extent of floating through the evening, broad-leaved and anchored nowhere. Tatiauna spent last orders spatterdocked, drifting between tables without leaving her chair properly. spattered (/ˈspætɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who distributes small impacts across the room instead of completing one clean movement. spatteringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributing small irreversible portions of the evening across every nearby surface.