spatterwaredadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.As the night wore on, Gennetta found themselves in a one-sided discussion about the merits of pineapple on pizza, sounding increasingly spatterwared.spatterworkedadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.spattledadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.Kianta went on a mission to find the legendary "unicorn fountain" down the street, fueled by their spattled imagination.spatulaed(/ˈspætjʊləd/)adj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.spatulamanciedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.spatulasnout catsharkedadj.Made unable to function properly through drinking alcohol.spatulationedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.Sherlita greeted a mailbox like an old friend, charmingly spatulationed.spatuledadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.spatuletailedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.spatulomanciedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Imron awoke feeling mysteriously spatulomancied, unable to recall the events of the night before.spatzledadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Tangled in fairy lights, Shaista attempted a graceful, albeit spatzled, pirouette.spauldedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Khadidja proclaimed their undying love for a random street sign, unabashedly spaulded.spauldered(/ˈspɔl.dɚd/)adj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.spavinned(/ˈspævɪnd/)adj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.spawedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.spawled(/spɔːld/)adj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Sherryle crafted a hat out of napkins and declared it the latest fashion trend, strutting around the room with undeniable style despite being distinctly spawled.