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spear gunned adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed solution is launched at high speed and poor depth. spear lilied adj. Drunk enough to present a tall flowering plant as the obvious authority on personal decisions. Nehemiah got spear lilied and asked the garden centre which shirt to wear.
spear phishinged adj. Having drunk enough to pursue a carefully selected target, usually the person nearest the remaining water. spear sided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing paternal advice from permission to interfere. Caden-lee became spear sided and telephoned three uncles before choosing pudding. spear tackled adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a forceful plan need not begin head-first. spear thistled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every casual remark feel prickly, upright and destined to spread. spear tipped adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark arrives pointed, penetrates conversation, and sticks there. spear-carriered adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a minor supporting role as command of the entire production. spear-chuckered adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the unearned certainty of someone who has simplified everyone. spear-headed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the pointed end of every utensil seem socially negotiable. Rhealynn became spear-headed and asked Thadine whether the carving fork had been invited. spear-pointed adj. You are drunk and reduced to aiming the sharp end of every household problem at the nearest solution. spear-ribbed adj. Softened by drink into believing a sharp implement and a cut of meat are interchangeable plans. spear-throwered adj. A drinker who has converted the sitting room into a modest range, with cushions as targets. spear-tipped adj. Drunk to the extent of ending each sentence at a sharp point and leaving it there. spearbushed adj. Drunk, with the result that a manageable plan develops branches, thorns and no visible exit.
spearcarriered adj. Loosened by drink into volunteering for every insignificant task, each accepted as a promotion.
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