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spearcasted adj. Drunk to a degree that launches an opinion across the room before considering where it will land. spearcastered (/ˈspɪəkɑːstəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of giving every weak idea additional momentum and calling the result judgement. speared (/spɪə̯(ɹ)d/) adj. Reduced by drink to thrust confidently at the wrong conclusion, usually with both hands. Felita went speared and demonstrated her theory by jabbing a breadstick at the ceiling. spearered (/ˈspiɹəɹd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and using every conversation as an opportunity to make a decisive thrust. spearfished adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a narrow target is worth pursuing through any obstacle. spearfishered adj. Still drunk, and patiently hunting for a single precise answer in a sea of unnecessary suggestions. spearfisheried adj. Having drunk enough to turn a modest search into a managed enterprise with an unnecessary harvest. spearfishermanned adj. Too drunk to abandon a narrowly targeted plan, particularly after it has plainly missed. Jakzenny became spearfishermanned and continued looking for the taxi in the fountain. spearfisherwomanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue one small objective with admirable confidence and no supporting evidence. spearfishinged adj. Slowed by drink to stalking the kitchen floor as though it contained fish, with a fork for a spear. Jamiles spent ten minutes spearfishinged beside the sink, pursuing a pea with a fork. speargrassed adj. Drunk to the point where every stray object in the kitchen appears tall, pointed and botanical. speargunned adj. Drunk enough to fire pointed observations across the room, usually at whoever is holding the water. spearheaded (/ˈspɪə.hɛdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household task begins decisively and ends in someone else's hands. spearheadered adj. Drunk in a way that places you at the front of every domestic campaign, however unnecessary. Kolade became spearheadered and led the expedition from the sofa to the water filter. spearinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every fork seems intended for a more decisive purpose. spearleted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small household object seem fully equipped for battle.