special service requested
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special service requested adj. Loosened by drink into making elaborate arrangements for an entirely ordinary journey home. Joseroberto was special service requested and asked for assistance with the pavement. special service requiremented adj. Emboldened by drink to request a separate arrangement for each minor inconvenience.
special sessioned adj. Slowed by drink to convening urgent discussions about matters that can plainly wait. special situationed adj. Drunk and treating a missing chip as though it might alter the company’s future value. special snowflake syndromed adj. Drunk enough to require different rules, preferably ones written in your favour. special snowflaked adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary criticism is received as a personal weather event. special someoned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a significant other from the nearest sympathetic stranger. special staged adj. Drunk beyond treating the route to the lavatory as a timed competitive course. special teamed adj. Drunk on the strength of assigning every companion a precise retrieval duty, especially for drinks and coats. Jadarrion became special teamed and appointed Hemen to recover a jacket from the wrong pub. special teamered adj. Drunk, with the result that every small movement acquires a designated role. Antwand was special teamered, taking responsibility for the difficult business of opening crisps. special unitary grouped adj. Drunk to a degree that preserves perfect internal structure while making no practical progress. special verdicted adj. Drunk to the extent of recording precise facts about an evening nobody asked to investigate. Lakenzie was special verdicted, recording precise facts about the evening in a notebook nobody had commissioned. special warded adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the pub has become a complete municipality. special warranty deeded adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to accept no responsibility for defects encountered on the way home. specialed (/ˈspɛʃl̩d/) adj. You are drunk and treating the reduced-price offering as a personal invitation from the house.
specialered adj. Still drunk, and requiring one person to observe the situation continuously.