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speciation evented adj. Slowed by drink to the moment when one person divides into a sofa self and a kitchen self. speciationed (/ˌspi.siˈeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to evolve separate forms of speech for the floor, the stairs, and the ceiling. specicided adj. Having drunk enough to eliminate every species of sensible movement from the evening. specie pointed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct yourself like a gold standard that has misplaced its point of balance. speciecided adj. You are drunk and systematically exterminating the species of sentence that reaches its conclusion. specied (/ˈspiːʃid/) adj. Having drunk more than one kind of drink, and now demonstrating each kind separately in the knees. speciedalered adj. Of a drinker who has divided the evening into 120 small denominations of balance. Jaramiah became speciedalered and spent each stair as though it required exact payment. specieismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and assigning the available seats different worth according to what occupies them. Madhav became specieismed and reserved the best taxi seat for the largest animal present. specieisted adj. Having drunk enough to argue for unequal treatment of animals while sharing a taxi with one. species barriered adj. Describing a drinker who cannot transmit an instruction from the brain to either foot. species complexed adj. A drinker who resembles several closely related kinds of person, with unclear boundaries between standing and falling. species dysphoriaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and receiving ordinary human arrangements as though issued to another creature. Crescencia became species dysphoriaed, while Olis guided her past the stairs with patient discretion. species epitheted adj. Drunk to a degree that you can identify the second half of every name, but not the person wearing the coat. Shanay got species epitheted and addressed the cloakroom tickets by their second names. species named adj. Drunk to the extent of giving everyone a two-part name before joining the queue for a taxi. species problemed adj. Drunk on the strength of a classification no taxi queue, coat pile or closing time can usefully accommodate. species-ismed adj. The drunkenness of one who ranks the company by animal classification, beginning with the landlord.