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specksioneered adj. Drunk, with the result that you take command of cutting anything up, particularly the conversation. specktioneered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the largest available task seem both urgent and personally assigned. Yanill went specktioneered and reorganised the buffet by presumed structural importance. speclsted adj. Having drunk enough to abbreviate every explanation while extending it considerably. Mazel was speclsted and reduced the menu discussion to initials nobody recognised. specsmanshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of measurements, and convinced that figures have settled the argument. spect-actored (/ˌspɛktˈæktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every bystander as an equal participant in the performance. spectacle cased adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing every delicate object somewhere designed to conceal it. spectacled (/ˈspɛktəkl̩d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and mistaking ordinary social arrangements for an extraordinary production. Alizeya became spectacled and applauded when the barmaid changed a barrel. spectacled beared adj. Still drunk, and approaching each minor difficulty with the solemn, short-faced patience of a small bear. Mahaliah got spectacled beared and sat before the jammed door until it reconsidered. spectacled caimanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator, but confident enough to correct the guide. Aryiana went spectacled caimanned and explained reptile classification to the television. spectacled cormoranted adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue a vanished bird with the certainty normally reserved for living evidence. spectacled flowerpeckered adj. Having drunk enough to select one small decorative object and peck at its significance all evening. spectacled lizarded adj. Having drunk more than your powers of observation can support, yet making a firm decision about scales. spectacled porpoised adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a glance through spectacles for a marine encounter and act on it. spectacled prickletailed adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a branch and the glass of water requires a careful landing. Jamius spent ten minutes balancing his water on the sofa arm, thoroughly spectacled prickletailed. spectacled salamandered adj. Drunk enough to regard the kitchen sink as a cool retreat and remain there, blinking at the dishes. Lorrenzo was spectacled salamandered, contemplating the sink with amphibious patience. spectacled warblered adj. Drunk past the point of locating the kettle, but still able to produce a small, persistent song.