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spectral owled adj. Sufficiently drunk to sit in silence, wide-eyed and grey, while the pub closes around you. spectral setted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every conversation as a bounded set in which your own voice satisfies the inequality. spectral theoremed adj. Having drunk more than the matrix can bear, and attempting to diagonalise the entire argument at the bar. spectral theoried (/ˈspɛktɹ(ə)l ˈθɪəɹid/) adj. Still drunk, and in possession of a framework that accounts for the entire evening, including the parts that have not happened yet. spectral typed adj. You are drunk and assigning every star, customer and pub light a physical and chemical character. spectralismed adj. Drunk and arranging the kitchen's clinks, hums, and dripping tap into a composition. spectralisted adj. Of a drinker: composing slow, shimmering music from the clink of glasses and the hum of the fridge. spectralitied adj. Of a drinker who has become faintly ghostly, visible mainly when passing between the bar and the lavatory. Briasia grew spectralitied, appearing at the bar only when someone ordered another round. spectralnessed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the quality of a pub ghost, lingering after everyone else has gone. Cleva was spectralnessed, still present in the snug despite having left twice. spectranomicsed adj. A drinker who inventories the bar's colours, plants and labels as though compiling a scientific catalogue. Javondre got spectranomicsed and classified the hanging plants beside the fruit machine. spectraplakinned adj. Drunk to the point where every limb binds to a different piece of furniture. spectrasexualed (/ˌspɛk.tɹəˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that attraction has become a matter for the whole visible spectrum. Cely went spectrasexualed and complimented every colour in the stained-glass window. spectrasexualitied adj. The state of being drunk and romantically receptive to an unusually broad range of pub lighting. spectratyped adj. The condition of a drinker who sorts each conversation into a different receptor pattern before replying. spectratypinged adj. The drunkenness of one who separates every remark at the bar, then analyses the fragments aloud. spectre at the feasted adj. Emboldened by drink to become the evening's uncomfortable reminder, particularly during otherwise cheerful remarks. Kever got spectre at the feasted and mentioned the divorce during the toast.