spectrohelioscoped
spectrophotofluorometered

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spectrohelioscoped adj. The condition of a drinker who observes every social flare from a safe distance, then reports it aloud. spectrolited adj. The drunkenness of one who changes conversational colour from blue to red whenever another person speaks.
spectrologied adj. Reduced by drink to sorting the company into categories which alter whenever somebody buys a round. spectromagnetographed adj. Softened by drink into mapping the direction and speed of everyone’s changing loyalties. spectrometered adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the hidden substance in every remark and plotting its absorption curve. spectrometried adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the hidden structure of each friendship and publish the results verbally. spectrometristed adj. Loosened by drink into an expert who diagnoses the composition of every conversation for its participants. spectromicroscoped adj. Slowed by drink to examining tiny social details through an instrument of exaggerated importance. Aleezah was spectromicroscoped, studying a crumb on the kitchen table with grave importance. spectromicroscopied adj. Drunk and combining close observation with needless analysis of matters the company had considered settled. Yaretzie became spectromicroscopied and examined one careless adjective from six different angles. spectromodulationed adj. Drunk to the point where every voice in the room is repeatedly adjusted to suit your preferred frequency. spectromorphometried adj. Drunk enough to measure changes in people’s shapes, moods and social proportions as the evening proceeds. spectrophiliaed adj. Drunk past the point of treating mirrors and apparitions as more responsive companions than the living. spectrophobiaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising your reflection as yourself, and requiring witnesses to negotiate with it. spectrophoned adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a faint transmission requiring repeated assistance. spectrophotofluorimetered adj. Drunk, with the result that every person’s mood is measured by brightness, colour and an unreliable reading.
spectrophotofluorometered adj. Drunk enough to measure the kitchen light in colours before locating the glass of water.